what is that? it’s a bum bump!
What’s his name? I…Need…Money!
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
I actually woke up the hubby from laughing so fucking hard
NEXT TIME WHEN I’M SEDUCING MY MAN, I’LL MAKE SURE TO RIP APART HIS SKELETON.
I kinda wanted to try it so..
I thought it was going well, but then…
just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times